Welcome to my blog. Some of you have been here before. I spruced it up a little. I'm still in the process of deleting posts that I deem "stupid", whilst still keeping them around just to add depth to this new project I'm starting.
See, I already had a blogger account. However, I never had anything to write about, and much like my lame YouTube channel, I couldn't think of a good name for it.
This is my YouTube channel, by the way.
So rather than creating an entirely new blog, I decided to attack and modify the base I already had to work with.
Welcome to my new / gently used blog.
I'm excited about this, seeing as there are a lot of things on Blogger that I never took advantage of. For instance, I can text message an entire blog to the website. Or e-mail. Yeah that's right.
So anyway, as you may have noticed, there are a whole bunch of posts on here dating back as far as TWO THOUSAND [AND] EIGHT. Feel free to check those out, though I can't vouch for how entertaining they are in the least. I'm certain I'm on the verge of deleting a lot of them, once I proofread them enough to weed through them.
I'm also debating on whether or not I should put some of my recent facebook notes here, just to have all of what I do in one place. That might not be necessary at all. Also it may be inconsistent with who I am, which is a scattered brain in a very strange head. However, feedback is nice. I'm sure the most important thing in all of your lives at present is what I choose to do with my blog.
Hang tight, friends.
Alright. So now that we've gotten this introductory mumbo jumbo out of the way, let me tell you a little bit about my day.
Today is St.Patrick's Day, which happens to be my absolute favorite holiday on the calendar. My family gets together, we all wear green, we eat boiled food, it's a good time.
However, this year due to several circumstances, the family party was cancelled...
...long story short, my family ended up at a moderately crowded restaurant that was serving corned beef and cabbage. The food was awesome, however in the corner of the restaurant was a clown.
A clown.
I'm unsure of what exactly clowns have to do with St.Patrick's Day at all, but lo and behold, a clown in the corner of the restaurant was making balloon animals for the small handful of available children to entertain.
Bulleted List of Fun Facts:
- I do not like clowns.
- I do not like balloons.
- My family was seated in the corner of the restaurant.
- The clown was directly behind us throughout the entire meal.
- The clown inflated, twisted, and popped balloons ceaselessly throughout the entire meal, all while telling wretched jokes that went over the kids' heads.
- "What's your name? Nick? I did that to my face shaving this morning."
I know the rules of bullets. I know that to have another sub-point I need to have more than one. But guess what? My blog, my rules. The bullet police can eat it.
Anyhow, this was the worst St.Patrick's Day I've had in a long time, but in a weird way it wasn't a bad thing.
This wasn't a miserable sort of lousy St.Patrick's Day, it was the sort of St.Patrick's Day that I'll be able to joke about because of how stupid it was. I'm glad this day was dumb. It'll be a great story. For my new blog.
I think I had more to say but I'm getting sleepy. Aloha po to all o' y'alls. Happy St.Patrick's Day.

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