Super Mario Sunshine

How to shamelessly feel like a dufus:

1. Pull into the GameStop parking lot blasting Kimya Dawson, windows down.
2. Enter sheepishly, stand in line awkwardly, recieve a text message with your Zelda text ringtone and STILL feel out of place.
3. Complete purchase of a pre-owned Mario game that not a lot of people got into. Wonder if people assume that your tasteless choices are due to gender.
4. Exit store. Push on wrong side of door and awkwardly spin-move outside.
5. Approach car. Push unlock button on keys.
6. That was actually the lock button. Car beeps.
7. Enter car. Crank Kimya back up and roll down window. Mission accomplished.

Give it a try if you generally feel too much shame in dufuslike action. Or if you need more sunshine in your life.